DON’T BE ROMANTIC TONIGHT
You’ve always wanted to pull out a sentence from your sleeve, Coco Chanel style, for a handsome guy? Or jot down a famous film line on a piece of paper and leave it on the nightstand, like a lady?
Just for you, here are ten lines you need to write at least once in your life…
What to write to your sexy man
* I don’t need romance tonight… (or as Remi from Elemental would say: “It’s hard to think of romance, to obey reason and logic, when you’re so fine…”)
* Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (Mae West)
What to write when you want to disappear seamlessly (without a trace)
*No time to say hello, goodbye, I’m late, I’m terribly late... (Alice in Wonderland)
When there are sparks in the air
*No one will ever remember the nights they got plenty of sleep.
*A kiss is the safest way to say everything in silence. (Maupassant)
*Be part of my selfie ☺ F**k texting, get your ass over here!
What to write for a breakup
*Do you want me to be honest or gentle?
*To keep this story from ever ending, it best not begin in the first place. (A Chance Encounter, Lisa Azuelos)
*I love you, but I love me more.
Words: Martina Potlaček
Translation: Nevena Erak
Photos: web, youtube